Puff the magic dragon retired himself to Leith
Visited the dentist, to get some plastic teeth
In the song he vanished like a puff of smoke
He was just invisible, wearing magic cloak
Went around the country looking for a home
Difficult to find a place as he ain’t a gnome
Then one day he found it as he moved ahead
This will be my home now were the words he said
Grass and trees and playground there upon the Links
Lay himself upon the grass, and then took forty winks
Waking in the morning, it was some surprise
As the people watched him gracefully arise
“This is Leith you’re welcome” said the gathering crowd
To make sure he heard them they said it really loud
Found him a space portal so that he could hide
Puts him out of danger if he’s ever spied
Meet with him at sunset every single day
Puff the magic dragon will come out to play
But one word of advice if you see him there
Something that will show that you really care
Puff now he is older living there in Leith
If he’s feeling hungry give him liquid beef.
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